Matti has the same birthday as J.R.R. Tolkien. This has pretty much determined
his life. He used to have a bigger Star Wars figure collection than anyone else. Lately
he has been concentrating more on older western tv-series, which can be heard in
his lyrics. Matti's style is frequently
imitated by Finland's top politicians and media persons. With his new bowling shoes he's more and more a sex symbol -
just like a proper frontman should be!

Antti is amazing. He is able to sing
"Mama don't let your babies grow up to
be cowboys" after having 15 pints of beer. Furthermore, he is so good that his left
hand replaces a whole bass player while
his right plays his organ and a Rhodes
stage piano. Antti does also other stuff
with his hands. As a professional chef he
is always recommending restaurants where none of the band members (including himself) can afford to eat







If Seinfeld ever decides to get a real bass player, Pekka would be the man for the job. This ability also makes him a valued member of the band: he can mark the punchlines in the jokes told by Antti and Matti. Sadly enough, nobody does the same for poor Pekka, who usually receives
a confused silence in response to his attempts to explain the funny part in some sitcom he’s just seen on tv. He is also, in addition to being a great bass player, a
good driver (useful during a tour) and one
of the two best fencers in the band (useful for, well, fencing). When Pekka is not playing with Harry Hunks or learning new jokes from the telly, he likes to relax by driving his pappa-Tunturi moped across the “land of a thousand lakes”.